The Good, The Bad and The Guilty
Set in 1881 in the country town of Roadkill. Judge Waylon Payne has captured 'The Malevolent Seven', a band of
hanging of these despicable criminals, and special seats have been reserved for the eight guests
•        Butch Chastity:
The leader of an all-female outlaw gang. She is fearless and not afraid to shoot a man on first sight. It is
rumoured that she has gotten away with more gold than any outlaw alive.

A solemn lone gunslinging cowboy whose only belongings are the shirt on his back, his gun, his saddle and of course, his horse.
He was born Peter Elvis Swagarin.

•        Helena Handcart: The mother of the thirteen Handcart lads. Unfortunately, all thirteen of them were killed in a shootout.
She now runs Handcart Ranch on her own, taking care of the family's cattle business.

•        Chief Breaking Wind: The distinguished leader of the Cowpai Tribe who will not give up hope that his oppressed people
will rise to power once more. Meanwhile, he is the local barber of Roadkill. And while he hasn't scalped anyone yet, no one
angers the chief.

•        Elvira-Lynn Fekshin: The madam of the local brothel, Pigeon Ranch. Since Judge Wayne is one of the Ranch's frequent
clients, he seems to look the other way, so to speak. She suffered a very sickly childhood, but now spreads happiness wherever
she goes.

•        Wyatt Hertz: The famous ex-sheriff of Roadkill. He retired after he was shot in the privates during a confrontation with the
dreaded Partridge Family Gang.

•        Dee Adela Muerte: A beautiful young Mexican girl who seems to be plagued by bad luck. She has been widowed three
times, once to an unfaithful politician who died at Pigeon Ranch, then to the pastor and finally to the local undertaker who died
from exhaustion after burying the thirteen Handcart boys. As a result she is both Roadkill's preacher and its undertaker.

•        Elias Truist-Heath: A young gunslinger who was raised by Judge Wayne. He is particularly skilled with his firearms and
recently returned to Roadkill after serving with the U.S. Cavalry.